A burst of sanity.. please ATTEMPT to read it fully..

" i am not varun's alter ego who took over him 3 years ago and left him 10 days back, only to come back and take over him again, to type this post out for him, in this hour of strenous and stressful activity resulting in value addition for humanity, and increasing the entropy of the universe at the same time, all the while keeping the total enthalpy a constant, by the use of regular breathing and periodic ejaculation of body fluids, which may or may not contain life producing susbstances, at a speed/velocity which is significantly times smaller than the velocity of light and thus conforming to which ,the universe/multiverse as a whole is prevented from neither exploding and thus causing the second big bang nor contracting and thus causing the much predicted but still not confirmed BIG CRUNCH, which on happening, will feed the ego of many a scientists who are now looked upon in the same wavelength as monkeys with AIDS and rabies combined, but still it wont do them any good, as they along with all other living/non living beings will be fucking dead/destroyed by then, though the universally accepted phantom brain or soul shall be pretty damn pleased and shall never try to haunt any mansion again, although such a thing shall become an impossibility owing to the neutronic nature of particulate matter after the big crunch, realzing upon which i have decided to write this blog and share this ground breaking, enlightening, earth shattering, spine busting, nerve crunching information with the world as a whole and thus attempt to enlighten it so as to cleanse it of ignorance, idioticity, stupidness and the resulting MADNESS, upon which I might have contracted the very same thing which I was trying to remove!.. Ironic, isnt it??? "